Scruffy Lookin' Nerfherder

Cha…ah..uh…Chaotician

God creates man (possibly).

Man becomes super. 

Man creates Ultron. 

Ultron destroys Man. 

Black Widow defeats Ultron. 

Black Widow inherits the Earth 

Producers still don’t give Wonder Woman her own movie…

thestarkalypse:

Pedro Pascal attends day 1 of the WIRED Cafe @ Comic Con at Omni Hotel on July 24, 2014 in San Diego, California (x)

Beer me

I would never leave this bar. 

(Source: gameofthronesdaily, via jedibusiness)

“I bought you books”
— Pick up line that will have me hook, line, and sinker (via bookwormbabe89)

(via snuff-the-candle-assassin)

I would shoot this gun, this blaster. And over and over again, they kept yelling, “Cut!”. Because on the day, during the take I was going [making gun sounds].  I never pointed a plastic gun at something and not gone [make gun sounds].

(Source: avatarwinchester, via scarsntats)

lirlys:

ifuckedmartinfreeman:

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT LAST GIF OH MY GOD I SCREAMED

(Source: robert-downey-jesus, via trippinsanity)